If you looked like Moochelle, would you REALLY want to look at yourself in a mirror?
I am old and fat, but manage not to frighten the horses in the street. This cannot be said about our first example of how not to upset the fauna.
Mooshell, call me quick. I will tell you what not to wear! Have you ever checked with your mother, dear? She could give you a few tips, if she hasn’t fainted dead away at this last “get-up” you threw together.