More embarrassing will be the day our EM cluttered signal of porn reaches ‘others’. What would we think of a civilization which was so obsessed with the physical characteristics and interactions of a faux procreative nature? Our planet is wrapped in the EM smut of our porn transmissions. What good Angel would even approach such a cesspool of obsession? ... What devil could resist it!
What's worse than being invaded by aliens from space? Being invaded by Alien Horn Dogs from space setting up a base camp on Uranus!
And horribly enough, from all the alien abduction regression analyses I have read, that is pretty much what is happening (well, except for the base camp on Uranus stuff).