[Rebelbase]

“Jodie Foster’s Beaver Stinks”

You got it. 10:1 it’s a headline by the critics.

[Iron Munro]

Kinky Friedman - Somethin’s Wrong with the Beaver

She climbed the stairs that mornin’
Found him rather pale
His eyes they were the color
Of half-drunk ginger ale.

Faithful as a Magnavox
Hung-up on a song
She cried down to the breakfast nook,
“Ward, there’s something wrong.”

Somethin’s wrong with the Beaver
Somethin’s wrong with the Beaver
Somethin’s wrong with the Beaver
The Beaver I believe is gone.

Beaver was a dreamer
Never got it right
Died in livin’ color
Lived in black an’ white.

Faithful as a Magnavox
Hung-up on a song
She cried down to the breakfast nook,
“Ward, there’s something wrong.”

Somethin’s wrong with the Beaver
Somethin’s wrong with the Beaver
Somethin’s wrong with the Beaver
The Beaver I believe is gone.

Somethin’s wrong with the Beaver
Somethin’s wrong with the Beaver
Somethin’s wrong with the Beaver
Somethin’s wrong with the Beaver
Somethin’s wrong with the Beaver
Somethin’s wrong.