/jk
I was just joking. Everybody knows you don’t pour oil in the creek, you spray it on the road and ditch to settle dust and kill weeds.
When I was a kid and broke, I rented houses with friends.
I had a roommate once who changed the oil in his car and then poured the dirty oil into my vegtable garden compost. He was around 20. He had no idea that was a bad idea until he heard me screaming like a banshie.