[Padams]

Real football players actually use their feet to play.

Real football players don’t stop play every 6 seconds.

Real football players don’t suck oxygen on the sidelines.

Real football players play more than one game a week.

Real football players have a real world championship.

[dirtboy]

We spent how many generations evolving opposible thumbs, and you don't even use them much in soccer? :^)

That's like trying to start a fire using only your feet.