Posted on 02/01/2011 3:24:07 AM PST by WVKayaker
http://www.madatoms.com/site/blog/the-walmart-drinking-game
The Walmart Drinking Game...
Its simple: fill up a water bottle with a clear alcohol like vodka or gin. If that isnt your speed, throw some whiskey in a coffee travel mug. I dont really care alcoholism is as alcoholism does. Now head over to your local Walmart...
Every time you see a mother pushing a cart with obese child in it, take one shot. If that child has a plastic bag over its head, take two shots. If the mother is clearly unconcerned, take three.
Every time you can smell someones bodily odor from further than five feet, take one shot. Further than ten feet, take two. If you can smell body odor but cannot locate the source of said odor, take three.
Every time you see someone perpetuating a stereotype of any sort, take one shot. That includes a black person buying anything purple flavored, a fat person buying bulk amounts of frozen pizzas, and a trailer-trash family of more than six buying anything at all.
Every time you spot a lower back tattoo take one shot. If its of a flower, a butterfly or anything remotely tribal, take two shots. If its accompanied by a thong, a g-string or a large plumber butt, take three.
Every time you see someone in a motorized wheelchair, take one shot. If they seem to be in it merely because they are vastly overweight, take two shots. If they have the vehicle decorated with childish stickers and stuffed animals, take three.
Every time you see what appears to be a single mom under the age of 20, take one shot. If her child is making a loud fuss and acting extremely bratty, take two. If shes clearly pregnant again, take three.
Thats just a start. Suggestions, anyone?
LOL, I get these in the mail all the time. I shop at Wal-mart and I think these are hilarious!
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This is what libtards have to do to enhance their self esteem.
It’s gotten to a point where I don’t care what I look like when I head to WalMart....and nobody else does either.
WalMart is a cheap place to shop. People with little money look for low prices there. Others shop there because they are thrifty. Many of them lack social skills we expect in ourselves, or others. But, it is a shame that they are subjects of derision. To me (I repeat), it is amusing...
About six years ago I had a neighbor in the next building that was always hostile. But the worst was one day I was in the supermarket and three times he crashed his cart into me from behind demanding that I move faster.
At first I thought it was an accident. The second time I was trying to understand what his problem was. The third time I told him if he crashed his cart into me one more time I was going to break his neck right there.
He stopped but as it turned out a week later a guy that worked in the supermarket told me he hanged himself later that day. Which I suppose if he did it right did break his neck.
Please tell me that is a set-up. I am LMAO while at the same time shaking my head in shock. How/why!!!!!????
>>”People Of Government”<<
If you start this site, ping me.
I suspect there are many more “funny” people at the welfare office than Walmart.
>>Thats just a start. Suggestions, anyone?<<
I suggest you spend too much time analyzing other people.
Sorry Matt, I really doubt that this site is offensive across the board to Freepers, although I will give you the complete freedom to be personally offended to no end.
I actually luv these photos, documenting the reality in the lives of many people.
WalMart welcomes them just as they are. In a way, that is just what Jesus would have done, so I have to give them a pass.
>>This is what libtards have to do to enhance their self esteem<<
You win!!!
I have seen that exact same thing, in an Acme supermarket right outside a NASCAR racetrack on a race weekend.
Do you know this because you're a 23 year lurker before signing in to F.R. a week ago?
I'm a great W-M fan and stock holder, I'm not offended, the pictures are humorous.
I once saw two men, in their 50s, kissing while waiting in the check out line at W-M. Now that wasn't just offensive, it was disgusting, in a stomach turning way.
That wasn't just a W-M thing, nowadays they can display their disgusting behavior almost anywhere they please.
In case you haven't heard it already - You need to grow a "thick skin".
Exactly. Nailed it.
Oh, I love Walmart. But I did cut back shopping there when our local stores stopped putting stuff in plastic bags, supposedly to be “green”, but really to save money and sell those canvas ones that you never remember to bring with you. And what am I supposed to put stuff from the cat litter box in without those plastic bags, I ask you? And how is it any more “green” if I have to buy plastic bags for that express purpose? Anyway, I do still buy my prescriptions there because they are seriously cheaper than anywhere else, and usually buy clothes and othe sruff when I’m there for the same reason. I’m not making fun of anyone because they shop at Walmart, it’s just that a lot of the customers (especially in some stores) consist of the lazy, crazy, and those who display what Jeff Foxworthy terms “a glorious lack of sophistication”. And sometimes you just gotta have a little fun in life.
You and Sarah Palin causing all this violence.
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