On my way home one day, I stopped to
watch a Little League base ball game that was being played in a
park near my home. As I sat down behind the bench on the first-
base line, I asked one of the boys what the score was
‘We’re behind 14 to nothing,’ he answered
With a smile.
‘Really,’ I said. ‘I have to say you
don’t look very discouraged.’
‘Discouraged?’, the boy asked with a
Puzzled look on his face...
‘Why should we be discouraged? We haven’t
Been up to bat yet.’
A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out.
Her boss asked sympathetically, ‘What’s the matter?’
The blonde replies,
‘Early this morning I got a phone call saying that
My mother had passed away.’
The boss, feeling sorry for her, says,
‘Why don’t you go home for the
Day? Take the day off to relax & rest.’
‘Thanks, but I’d be better off here.
I need to keep my mind off it &
I have the best chance of doing that here.’
The boss agrees & allows the blonde to work as usual.
A couple of hours pass & the boss decides to check on the blonde.
He looks out from his office & sees the blonde crying hysterically...
‘What’s so bad now? Are you gonna be okay?’ he asks.
‘No!’ exclaims the blonde.
‘I just received a horrible call from my
sister. Her mother died, too!’
Blondes Are The Best!!!