Dallas strip clubs worried about stripper shortage for Super Bowl weekend

Daily Caller ^ | 1-28-11 | Caroline May

[WayneS]

Maybe they’ve run off with the Swedish soldiers...

[illiac]

Helen Thomas needs a job.....

[GeronL]

They’ll probably be hiring some underage girls

[Nachum]

See that? Obama’s stimulus is working.

[b4its2late]

Just waiting for Helen’s pic to show up...... tick, tick, tick...

[wally_bert]

Maybe Traci Lords could consult.

[AFreeBird]

I hear Charlie Sheen is out of commission for a while. That ought to free up several hundred at least.

[Melas]

Sigh, it might be a shameful thing to admit, but I truly love this city.

[kevkrom]

I’m amazed this thread got so far without a shot at Ben Rothlesberger.

[KarlInOhio]

They’ll probably be hiring some underage girls

Or crack open the Strategic Stripper Reserve and bring in some old ones from retirement.

[Venturer]

I was going to say, maybe they could get Crystal Mangum the girl who accused the Duke Lacrosse team of rape, but then I realised she cannot come .
She is charged with attempted First degree murder, 5 counts of arson, assault and battery, communicating threats, three counts of misdemeanor child abuse, injury to personal property, identity theft and resisting a public officer.

Not one professor who signed a petiton to try to hang those boys was ever punished.

Well I hope they find some girls of high moral character to strip for the football fans.

[GeronL]

Or they can see if Mtv has any

[Danae]

[Keith in Iowa]

They’ll be OK - as long as Charlie Sheen is still in the hospital.

[Snickering Hound]

[MissTed]

I’ve already told them, I don’t care how much they’re willing to pay me, I’m not gonna do it! ;o)

[US_MilitaryRules]

Just tell charlie sheen to cut loose of a few! LOL

[wally_bert]

Someone watches MTV?