As a side note, never let it be known in the geek/nerd community that you protect your weak geek friends, especially if you are 17, 6'2” and 185 lbs. You will become the Nerdfather...
“Don Nerdleoni, I come to you to ask this favor....”
“I will grant you this favor, and ask only that some day, and that day may never come, you do a favor for me....”