[trooprally]

I always thought it was "Don't let the DOOR hit ...".

But your dad must have known about Bwarney Frank.

[Mr] T

[Tanniker Smith]

A door would be a bump like a paddle. Big deal. A big, brassy doorknob, now that could leave a mark.

And my Dad wouldn't give a sh@t about Barney Frank, and there was nothing gay about the comment.