[The Comedian]

Yeah, like anyone's going to ingest anything cooked up by a Van Jones/Eric Holder-level freak in this new self-satirizing department.

I guess since Barry set the precedent, none of those employed in the new Ministry of Drugs needs any background education or proof of citizenship either.

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

[Tijeras_Slim]

The State Science Institute... what could go wrong?