He’s actually a Cabbage Patch Kid.
Is it possible that he assumed the identity of a sibling to meet requirements ? Toe print would not match on long form then all the fraud would be exposed.
Very good!
His Mom was a poor woman who had to get her children the best way she could.
She looked under a cabbage leaf and found the child.
An old southern mountain saying re: children of dubious ancestry.
Right Turns
Caddis the Elder