You have no idea just how badly I want something like this to happen to you. No idea.
Something like what fool, do you have a door bell or door knocker on your house. If you do then a reasonable person would think you can walk up and ring the door bell or knocker with out the expectations of getting attack. Sort of common sense 101.
He really doesn’t seem to get that the same cops who have no problem shooting a dog are usually the same cops who would have no qualms shooting a Freeper and claim he was “threatened” or “just following orders”.