[Hot Tabasco]

After all, we've all seen pictures of skeletons that have been unearthed after hundreds of years with teeth still intact.

Dead skeletons + no toothpaste = teeth intact.

That can only mean one thing: while avoiding toothpaste will keep your teeth in your mouth, it will kill you.......

[Renderofveils]

After all, we've all seen pictures of skeletons that have been unearthed after hundreds of years with teeth still intact.

And how old were the people when they died hundreds of years ago? I suspect at the very oldest you're looking at people in their fifties.