[righttackle44]

"Unfortunately, I didn't have anything to grab onto and
hold my balance," said Marrero, who appeared on "GMA"
alongside her lawyer. "Nobody [from the mall] called to see
if I was okay."

1. You had your phone to hold on to, lady.
2. I wouldn't have called you, either.
3. I'm laughing at your lawyer. I don't think he
has the brains or intelligent to win a lawsuit of any kind.

[BwanaNdege]

“I don’t think he has the brains or intelligent to win a lawsuit of any kind.”

Unfortunately, the mere threat of a lawsuit is often enough to provoke an out of court settlement.

Nothing but a legal protection racket.

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Besides, the extra insurance premiums the mall will have to pay will be spread out over thousands of customers, so no one will really notice.

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