I'll have to study that gag and try to understand why it was so exceptionally amusing.
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Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.
I'll have to study that gag and try to understand why it was so exceptionally amusing.
Charts, graphs, and spreadsheets to follow...
Let us commence a journey into the much travelled topic of Teh Lulz. At one stage or another, every man woman or child will be faced with the issue of Teh Lulz. While it is becoming a hot topic for debate, Teh Lulz is not given the credit if deserves for inspiring many of the worlds famous painters. It is estimated that that Teh Lulz is thought about eight times every day by global commercial enterprises, many of whom fail to comprehend the full scope of Teh Lulz. Here begins my indepth analysis of the glourious subject of Teh Lulz.
Social Factors
Comparisons between Roman Society and Medieval Society give a clear picture of the importance of Teh Lulz to developments in social conduct. I will not insult the readers inteligence by explaining this obvious comparison any further. When Lance Bandaner said 'twelve times I've traversed the ocean of youthful ambition but society still collects my foot prints' [1] he saw clearly into the human heart. A society without Teh Lulz is like a society without knowledge, in that it irons out misconceptions from our consciousness.
Did I mention how lovely Teh Lulz is? Society is powered by peer pressure, one of the most powerful forces in the world. As long as peer pressure uses its power for good, Teh Lulz will have its place in society.
Economic Factors
Increasingly economic growth and innovation are being attributed to Teh Lulz. We will study the Custard-Not-Mustard model. Taking special care to highlight the role of Teh Lulz within the vast framework which this provides.
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How do we explain these clear trends? It goes with out saying that the market value of gold sings a very different tune. The financial press seems unable to make up its mind on these issues which unsettles investors.
Political Factors
Much of the writings of historians display the conquests of the most powerful nations over less powerful ones. Looking at the spectrum represented by a single political party can be reminiscent of comparing chalk and cheese.
Take a moment to consider the words of that most brilliant mind Odysseus Woodpecker 'A man must have his cake and eat it in order to justify his actions.' [2] Amazingly, he new nothing of Teh Lulz until he was well into his thirties. I feel strongly that if politicians spent less time thinking about Teh Lulz and put more effort into their family life, that we would have a very different country. The question which we must each ask ourselves is, will we allow Teh Lulz to win our vote?
Conclusion
To reiterate, Teh Lulz may not be the best thing since sliced bread, but it's still important. It establishes order, brought up a generation and never hides.
As a parting shot here are the words of super-star Wyclef J. Fox: 'You win some, you loose some, but Teh Lulz wins most often.' [3]
[1] Lance Bandaner - Adventurous Spirit - 1993 See-Saw Publishing
[2] Woodpecker - Serving The Greats - 1990 Palmerston House Publishing
[3] Your Teh Lulz - Issue 43 - Never Ever Publishing
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