Man,America misses that man!
Three convicted Russians are talking on a train to the Gulag.They ask each other their crimes and sentences.
First one: “I got twenty years for stealing.”
Second:”I got thirty for assault.”
Third:”I got forty and I have done nothing!”
First and Second:”LIAR! You only get ten for doing nothing!”
The Trans-Siberian Express is carrying Lenin, Stalin, Krushchev and Gorbachev, and the train stops in the middle of the steppes because there is no more track. Each leader has an idea of how to fix the problem.
Lenin makes a fiery speech to the crew demanding that they build the rest of the railroad.
Stalin shoots the crew and ships in a new crew from the gulag.
Krushchev tells the crew to take the rails from in back of the train and build the railroad by moving them to the front.
Gorbachev runs around the train yelling, "Look! No rails! No rails!"
Three delegates meet to discuss economic cooperation. One is from the Soviet Union, one is from Cuba and one is from the United States.
The Soviet delegate arrives late and apologizes. “I’m sorry, I ran late because I waited in line for an hour to purchase a bag of potatoes.
The U.S. delegate says, “What’s a line?”
The Cuban delegate says, “What’s a potatoe?”
I think our current president would rather tell jokes about Americans than about our enemies. It would be too “culturally insensitive”.