To: allmendream
I remember in math class the famous curve, which is the vertex, the point at which the axis intersects the curve. The latus rectum is the chord through the focus perpendicular to the axis. I recall the guffaws on that one.
38 posted on
01/11/2011 3:30:22 PM PST by
ReverendJames
(Only A Lawyer, A Painter, A Politician And The Media Can Change Black To White)
To: ReverendJames
We had just seen “Total Recall”. A buddy asked me (the resident expertoneverything and a biologist to boot) “Can a girl really have three breasts?”
Without missing a beat I said “I knew a girl once with three sphincters.”
Everyone laughed to beat the band, but my buddy was “in” on the joke. He said after the laughter “Everybody has three?”
“Three in the digestive system. Esophageal, Pyloric, and Anal, everyone’s favorite.”
48 posted on
01/11/2011 3:45:17 PM PST by
allmendream
(Tea Party did not send the GOP to D.C. to negotiate the terms of our surrender to socialism.)
To: ReverendJames
Or the horror when standing at the blackboard and realizing you just gave the proof as Angle-Side-Side.
55 posted on
01/11/2011 4:03:47 PM PST by
NonValueAdded
(Palin 2012: don't retreat, just restock [adjusted for civility in discourse act of 2011 compliance])
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