[Mountain Bike Vomit Carnage]

[Dick Vomer]

That kid is going to be one messed individual.

[tflabo]

Is that Truman Capote borrowing Phil Specter’s old wig?

[latina4dubya]

is that Elton John in the brown leather jacket?

[Bronzy]

My first impression was not to click to read. Now, sorry that I did.

[parisa]

It’s a messed up messed up world we live in and the children will pay the price of adult vanity and indulgence!

[ICE-FLYER]

Chil.d abuse!

[Nitehawk0325]

Freaking ugly women. At least I think the one on the right is female. Can’t rightly tell.

[Cicero]

chosen . . . to be Zachary’s moral guardians

Well, at least they can't teach him to be a lesbian. Not unless they persuade him to have a sex-change operation first.

[FrdmLvr]

Godmothers? And what church is going to permit this stunt? Is Elton John even Christian?

[Blue Collar Christian]

God?parents. I don’t think there is anything godly about any of this.

[Telepathic Intruder]

That is going to be one messed up kid later in life.

[Telepathic Intruder]

By the way, let us discuss the use of the proverbial ugly stick. The lesbian on the right was certainly hit by it several times, probably almost lethally at one point. Imagine thinking of her as one of your two moms. My heart goes out to this kid and I hope he doesn’t OD on drugs before he can get psychological help.

[FreedomGuru]

Geeze I thought that Rush would’ve been the Godfather. Oh well.

[rawhide]

The singer is said to have chosen Scottish-educated magazine editor Ingrid Sischy and her lesbian partner Sandy Brant to be Zachary’s moral immoral guardians

Fixed it.

[aSeattleConservative]

The singer is said to have chosen Scottish-educated magazine editor Ingrid Sischy and her lesbian partner Sandy Brant to be Zachary’s moral guardians.

A close friend of the 63-year-old superstar told The Mail on Sunday last night: ‘Elton could have picked anyone from the world of showbusiness to be godparents but he chose a couple of dear friends who will take their role seriously.

I'm glad to read the part about "moral guardians". Being that morality can ONLY be based on the laws of God, and God just so happens to say that homosexuality is an abomination, the "moral guardians" of course will "take their role seriously" and find a loving married heterosexual Christian couple to raise the baby right.

[POWERSBOOTHEFAN]

Moral guardians?!

[POWERSBOOTHEFAN]

The lesbo needs to get her glasses adjusted.