My wedding cost around $200. We got married at our farm under a blooming dogwood tree with only the preacher, her husband and her brother as witnesses and our basset hounds as the best men. After the ceremony, I slipped on my workboots, got on the tractor and bush hogged a field. Our wedding bands came from Walmart as Pookie gave me a week to plan the wedding and no one stocks wedding bands. So:
Wedding dress- $30
Wedding bands- $20
Preacher- $150
Happily ever after- Priceless
But it sounds like this guy dodged a nuclear weapon, not just a measley bullet. My ex-boyfriend had a family from hell and he was a codependent jackass who always deferred to his mother and sister. If the planning of this guy’s wedding is going the way it was, I can’t even imagine the hell the marriage would be.
And remember, behind every beautiful woman is some man who is sick of putting up with her.
Yes, but the version I heard of that truth is exponentially more vulgar.
>>And remember, behind every beautiful woman is some man who is sick of putting up with her.<<
LOL, but I’m pretty sure the same thing could be said about ugly women too.