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To: DJ MacWoW

DJ...

I am a smarty pants!

One of the other good souls here just freep-mailed me about my positive attitude, which prompted me to recount a long embarrassing story from yesterday about my trip to town to buy some snowshoes, ‘cause we got thirty inches of powder out here, and I can’t get out and about to scout for coyotes who might want to snatch my two darling yuppie-smothered kitties and I can’t allow that, and on the way out of my driveway I saw some tracks through the fresh stuff and stopped to verify that they were elk tracks-—they were-—but when I walked over I took a step too far and plunged into the drift up to my hips, and after (sometime after) all the thrashing was done and I was at the store I realized I was missing my $500 polarized prescription fly-fishing sunglasses, which I still haven’t found and must still be under tons of snow-—AND WHICH I HAVEN’T YET QUIT POUTING ABOUT!!

Damn lovable cats damn snow damn elk damn country living etc.

I thought I wrote you thinking that this wail over SEA SALT soup was just too much to take-—I mean, REALLY!-—when what I and you and the other freeper now realize, I was actually writing to myself.

Like getting a thorn out of my big snow-shoed paw, you know?

The hell with the soup AND my glasses, is what I say. Thank you for the wake-up call. And most of all-—Happy New Year to you and yours!


273 posted on 01/01/2011 1:30:26 PM PST by dblup
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To: dblup

Yikes. I hope you find the sunglasses. :(


277 posted on 01/01/2011 1:38:48 PM PST by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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To: dblup
Aw geeze! I'm really sorry about your sunglasses. In snow on a sunny day they are critical so it really is no small loss.

About furbabies, we had one disappear for 5 days after our Sunday blizzard. He just showed up last night. Scared me to death!

A Happy New Year to you too!

282 posted on 01/01/2011 1:45:55 PM PST by DJ MacWoW (If Bam is the answer, the question was stupid.)
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