Have you ever been accused of picking fly feces out of pepper...??? I bet you would be good at it....
No, but you obviously don’t handle criticism well... you have a CHIP on your shoulder. And speaking of feces, like most people, I can tell when something stinks.
I can’t tell if you think these ideas are good for a chuckle or something to be taken seriously. Either way, they fail. I am way past laughing at our nation hurdling over a fiscal cliff while people cheat and leach off the system. So we share this sentiment I believe. But I just don’t find these things funny.
The alternative is to take them seriously. I can’t do that either. These suggestions would get nowhere and accomplish nothing. They look like something that took a few minutes of casual contemplation. But even so, if you want them taken seriously, they better stand up to equally casual scrutiny. They don’t.
One more thing. Anger and humor don’t go together very well. It takes rare talent to pull that off. This piece needs quite a bit of revision and rewriting if the aim is to follow the path of Ann Coulter. If so, you better get a thick skin. She is successful at that writing style, but couldn’t get past day one if she wore her feelings on her sleeve.
If at first you don’t succeed...