[seowulf]

Giving birth to open mike night.

Exactly...karaoke.

Except the way we do it the audience suffers.

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

I think the last thing one would want hear at one of those is the high priest doing his opening act;

...great to see so many people here from out of town. Are you guys alriiiight! Great last act of “Stop Dragging My Heart Around.” Before our next performance of “Someone Could Lose A Heart Tonight,” can I get a volunteer from the audience?