So his name is Levon and he was born on Christmas? Anybody wanna bet they planned a C-section on Christmas Day to match the song lyrics? How touching would that be! (Although I suspect Levon will never be a pauper...)
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He was born a pauper to a pawn on a Christmas day
When the New York Times said God is dead
And the war’s begun
Alvin Tostig has a son today
And he shall be Levon
And he shall be a good man
Or how about a remake of Don’t Let the Son Go Down on Me.