if God wanted fags to have children he would have given them a womb up their ass...
Elton’s favorite pick-line at a bar.. “Excuse me sir, may I push your stool in?”
No matter how hard they tried, Elton and David just could not conceive. I wonder if they consulted with a fertility expert before they decided to use a surrogate.
Little Zachary could join the Boy Scouts and when he gets a little older he could join Elton on stage as a prop. Who knows where his career could go from there.
So his name is Levon and he was born on Christmas? Anybody wanna bet they planned a C-section on Christmas Day to match the song lyrics? How touching would that be! (Although I suspect Levon will never be a pauper...)
/s
He was born a pauper to a pawn on a Christmas day
When the New York Times said God is dead
And the war’s begun
Alvin Tostig has a son today
And he shall be Levon
And he shall be a good man
No you're not. You are just neurotic asshole buddies. Didn't anyone tell you you can't make babies that way?
What dirt.
so the kid is a US citizen, the “fathers” are Canadian and British...
Won’t they have to “adopt” him to get him a passport? I don’t know the rules on surrogacy...the sperm donor can be declared the father.
And last week, the State Department said they will now alter birth certificates so that you won’t have a father or mother, but two “parents”.
Wondering if Rush Limbaugh is the baby’s Godfather...
The mentally ill with their pretend family. How tragic for the child.
Sickening
“John, 62, and Furnish, 48
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Fourteen years difference. That’s just not natural.
I wonder if Rush sent his buddy a note of congratulations.
Great. Poor kid has 2 perverts for parents. What a sad sick world we have..
In a couple years...
Zack: “mommy furnish, where’s mommy elton? I have to pee.”
mommy furnish: “I can help you Zack.”
Zack: “I want mommy elton...his hand shakes.”
I’m fascinated by your screen name.What made you come up with that?
Are they calling a bloody turd a “baby?”