[billorites]

My son was in first grade around 12 years ago when he asked me why they were discussing the President’s penis on the radio.

[albie]

“My son was in first grade around 12 years ago when he asked me why they were discussing the President’s penis on the radio”.

...did you tell him because the pervert can’t seem to keep it in his pants?

[sayfer bullets]

lol...

Man in bathroom: It’s an honor, sir.

Matt Douglas (James Garner): I can’t shake right now. Have to keep my hands on the First Penis.
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Russell Kramer (Jack Lemmon): Oh, yeah, I’m about to share my coffee with the Washington Love Machine. No dice. You could spit in a Petri dish and start a whole new civilization.