[Cowman]

...he recalls. “She was a vegetarian, and I ordered a rib-eye steak. An hour-long debate on animal rights ensued.”

An hour? I'd have her threatening to kill me in less than twenty minutes.

I would have changed my order to the veal medallions wrapped in bacon and some brown gravy to use as salad dressing. I'd be rid of her in less than 10 minutes

[TigersEye]

LOL Sounds like you’d just want some peace and quiet. I’d want to have some fun and drive her over the edge. ;^)