[Dr. Sivana]

I once developed a crush on a man who, I swear, looked exactly like the ‘spokes elf’ of the Keebler commercials. Sure I was taller and didn’t resemble an elf but there was just something about the man....*sigh*

Yeah, but why did you have to MARRY Dennis Kucinich?!

[ransomnote]

LOL!
Well, I suppose I was just overcome by that velvety macho voice of his.....