[The Comedian]

The problem is, you face the risk of catastrophic launch vehicle failure in the boost phase, sending the payload spinning back to earth where it could land on human children or cute animals. And that is a risk too great to take...

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

[PATRIOT1876]

*And that is a risk too great to take... *

True. We must figure out a way to destroy even the sub-atomic particles without causing an explosion and seal them away where the nuclear waste is stored.

A sign on the door will read, “Please do not open for 10,000 years”