[Sherman Logan]

That bit about “we’re gonna need a bigger boat” comes to mind.

Kayaking in crocodile-filled water sounds a lot like auditioning for Darwin.

[HerrBlucher]

Very similar to the movie “Black Water”, only all four were in one boat when the guide was taken by a croc. Crocs are smarter than people give them credit. What a foolish thing to do, kayak in crocwaters...unbelievable!

[Flag_This]

"They also hoped to bring attention to the crisis of millions of people dying from poor water quality in a region overflowing with water."

Good news/Bad news: They've "brought attention," but it turns out poor water quality wasn't the problem after all.

[AEMILIUS PAULUS]

What a croc!

[Jack Hammer]

Believe it or not, the CIA has discovered a plot by Moslem terrorists to salt the Everglades with just this sort of terrifying animal; agents have called this plan the Croc of Shiite.