As a Notre Dame alumnus and fan who despises the Big Integer with every fiber of my being, I think the appropriate names would be the “Know Nothing” division and the “Masonic” division.
It is interesting that this league now has two teams with N on their helmets standing for “nowledge”, Nebraska and Northwestern.
“As a Notre Dame alumnus and fan ... “
Your opening statement would be as accurate and more concise if you had said:
“As a crybaby ...”
My sons are both graduating college next year - one from Notre Dame, the other from Ohio State. I'm the referee. :)
Having said that, "Leaders and Legends" sucks as bad as the University of Michigan.