[The Comedian]

Oh, there you are, Projectile Vomit. I was wondering when I would get to read more of that laser-focused kindergarten prose from the garbage scow cabin boy of New York. So for Christmas, are you going to shower? I bet your unfortunate family is tired of you smelling like the waste you haul and would really appreciate it.

Too bad a shower won't clean up the pointless crap that spews from your remedial keyboard. You should consider changing your handle to Online Diarrhea.

You've pretty well established that you have no intellect, no sense of humor, and nothing to add to the conversations here. Not to mention no sense of shame. What sort of moron is proud of being a glorified garbage man who figuratively wipes the bottom of New York City for a living?

Well, I guess every man rises to the height of his abilities. Given your work history, yours seems to be emptying bedpans for liberals.

I know I should stop making everyone laugh at you, but you insist on it. Oh well, a brief respite, and then more of you served up on a plate, garbage scow cabin boy.

Merry Christmas, you blog pimping, 105 IQ diaper hauler!

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

[Atomic Vomit]

mr. "the comedian"

I am having an effect on you.

The constant homosexual slur/projection you specialized in earlier has stopped since I pointed out how revealing it was of you.

I'm making you better. Not funnier, just less ordinary.

May your Christmas be spent viewing "Maude" re-runs for new material.

AV