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To: Atomic Vomit; TheOldLady; SunkenCiv; paulycy; All
mr. "the comedian"-

My point isn't that you are stupid.

My point remains that, you aren't funny

How ironic.

My point is that you aren't bright enough to judge what is funny, or smart enough to recognize stupid.

Thanks for proving my points for me

And please don't stop posting. Everyone is in stitches.

How's your NYC garbage scow business doing?


Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

109 posted on 12/23/2010 7:53:59 PM PST by The Comedian (Government: Saving people from freedom since time immemorial.)
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To: The Comedian
The gif you were unable to open.... as with everything I post..it has *nothing* to do with anything. Cheers! Smiles!


110 posted on 12/23/2010 10:48:50 PM PST by Daffynition (Merry Christmas!!!)
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To: The Comedian; paulycy; Atomic Vomit
Another pleasant Christmas gift from your rapier pen, TC.

You guys have Hubby and me in stitches. Here's hoping Mr. Vomit (Dude! WUWT?) continues the show.

Happy Christmas Eve, and

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115 posted on 12/24/2010 5:31:54 AM PST by TheOldLady ("I WILL PLANT. I WILL HARVEST. I WILL RESIST WITH FORCE...ANY ATTEMPT TO STOP ME." - Lazamataz)
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To: The Comedian
mr. "the comedian"-

" And please don't stop posting. Everyone is in stitches. How's your NYC garbage scow business doing?"

Everyone! Legions! Scads!

My scows move along very nicely. 10,000 tons. 600' long. 2500HP.

The port of NY and it's surrounding waters is a tough place to do this. Not many can, mr. "the comedian".

You should see my paychecks. My scows do well indeed.

Say, when are you going to write something funny, mr. "the comedian"?

Like the poorly written sitcoms you ape, your gag lines are simply gratuitous insultry. Reading your stuff is like watching some tv "comedy" like oh, "That 70's Show" where the canned laughter erupts for gems like, "If I'da married your mother sooner you woulda missed the wedding". (Shrieks, howls & guffaws from "studio audience") Or, "I love your father. But he's bald and fat!" (Explosive grunting and whistles from "studio audience")

Lines like that kept their audience in stitches, mr. "the comedian".

It doesn't take much to be "funny" like that, mr. "the comedian".

AV

116 posted on 12/24/2010 1:06:14 PM PST by Atomic Vomit (http://www.cafepress.com/aroostookbeauty/358829)
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