[Dixie Yooper]

I'm with you on both, but particularly the Drummer Boy, which brings about as much Christmas cheer as sour eggnog

Not quite sure what the composer, Katherine Kennicott-Davis had in mind when she decided The Nativity needed a drummer boy in attendance.

[RJR_fan]

Thanks for ferreting out the party responsible for this abomination. Katherine Kennicott-Davis's wiki entry says nothing about marriage or children. Perhaps, she was, indeed, totally clueless about real human infants?