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To: Global2010

to GLobal 2010: Remind me about the pineapple flavor in about 2-3 years. Mine tasted like lemon/coconut or maybe I was just thirsty. Worked well.

They discontinued the pill version because it caused liver damage. That worked like a dream. If we could harness the power of the enema, we would never have to work again, except maybe one day a year.

WARNING: The man next to me had a very advanced polyp that was getting ready to explode. If so, it would have created colon cancer and kill him. He hadn’t had a colonoscopy for about 8 years. Big mistake and one that can kill.

FR readers: after you reach about 55, get the first one and check with your doctors as to how often they want you to have a follow up one (2-3 or 3-5). It is worth it.

To the FR who mentioned how we can link from a solar eruption to a colonoscopy in one threat: EASY. I compare this solar eruption to my 3:00 AM middle of the monsoon eruption of amoebic dysentary I suffered in the middle of the Guatemalan jungle (Tikal) in 1966.

I thought the end of the world was occurring in my stomach. NEVER DRINK WATER OFF THE JUNGLE FLOOR NO MATTER HOW FRESH IT WAS. It is loaded with Montazuma’s Revenger par excellence and is the basis of the Mexican Four-Step Routine.

The sun has nothing on what I suffered that night. More like a fart to an atomic explosion.

Ain’t FR a great site?


18 posted on 12/13/2010 10:39:41 PM PST by MadMax, the Grinning Reaper
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To: MadMax, the Grinning Reaper

TMI


24 posted on 12/14/2010 6:27:14 AM PST by null and void (We are now in day 692 of our national holiday from reality. - 0bama really isn't one of US.)
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