[Wile E Coyote Genius]

What you wanna bet they did it themselves?

[Wile E Coyote Genius]

ping

[DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis]

I bet $50

[JPG]

Of course, they celebrate the great art of putting a crucifix in urine.

[BenLurkin]

Maybe it was “performance art”.

[FlingWingFlyer]

You’re probably right since they do it to each other.

[oh8eleven]

Due to the nature of books, HUPD is currently investigating the incident as a bias crime.
The real crime is that there are "hate" laws.

[bigheadfred]

two weeks between the incident and the report to HUPD.

Sucker's bet.

[Redcloak]

Perhaps they’re scratch-n-sniff books and weren’t vandalized at all.

[little jeremiah]

A BIAS crime?

BIAS?

Anyway, p***ing on books is performance art, protected by the Supreme Court.

Too bad the artist didn’t have a bucket of elephant poop.

[The Comedian]

That's not vandalism, it's art!

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

[Christian Engineer Mass]

“a bias crime”?

“What you wanna bet they did it themselves?”

If you’ve seen zombietime’s pictures of a sanfran “pired” event, you KNOW they did.

[farmguy]

As obama would say, they got all wee wee’d up

[dr_who]

Ooh. The official reaction to this is going to make the Salem witch trials look like a garden party.

[GeronL]

probably by a gay person who got turned on and couldn’t hold it in.

[JoeProBono]

Damaged LGBT Books in Lamont Not Result of Hate Crime, Dean Says

“But upon an investigation by HUPD, it was revealed Monday morning that “our own library personnel” had accidentally spilled a bottle, containing what was reported to be urine, that had been found on the shelf, according to Hammonds. Harvard College Library plans to replace all 36 damaged books as soon as possible, she added.”

http://www.thecrimson.com/article/2010/12/13/lamont-hammonds-LGBT-harvard/

[hopespringseternal]

Isn’t that pretty much their definition of sex?

[PGR88]

Likely some self-loathing bisexual conflicted in his sexual-identity. Among their many psychological issues, homosexuals are often obsessed with excretory functions.

[MHGinTN]

The world just doesn’t understand these poor deviants, doesn’t understand the degenerate glory of the golden shower. /S

[Chode]

wouldn't be surprised

[DBrow]

Several states have started issuing a John Doe warrant based on DNA profiles, mostly to avoid statutes of limitation.

So the prosecutors could retrieve the DNA, do an STR sequence, and issue the warrant based on that. Then, at ANY LATER TIME when the DNA of the perp gets scanned for another reason, they can issue an indictment.

All sorts of mischief can come from this, like, what if the urine came from a urinal without the, um, donor’s knowledge?

Point I’m laboriously making is that I bet they investigate this like it was a murder, and take full forensic samples.