[The Cajun]

Seen that photo several times, wonder if the poor bastard made it.

[allmost]

He was looking at a sharp turn, even odds.

[sinanju]

I understand hippos kill more people than the rest of the big critters put together. Usually from stumbling into them at night when they’re grazing on land and prone to charge at anything that approaches.

[Cheburashka]

You mean the U.S.P.S. doesn’t have a hippo-sized flat rate box?