Grandma got run over by a reindeer.
Walking home from our house Christmas eve.
You can say there’s no such thing as Santa,
but as for me and grandpa we believe.
She’d been drinking too much eggnog,
and we begged her not to go.
But she forgot her medication, and she
staggered out the door into the snow.
When we found her Christmas morning,
at the scene of the attack,
she had hoof-prints on her forehead,
and incriminating Claus marks on her back.
Ah...there’s a special place in my heart for this song. I love the video!
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Grandma got run over by a reindeer.
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The early-morning crew on a local FM station has been airing a
parody of this song starting with
“Grandma got molested at the airport”.
Of course, the rest of the parody says that Grandma is always going
to the airport to get her “pat-down” by the TSA but she never gets
on a plane.
I can’t find a printed copy of the lyrics, but I think there is a
You-Tube version on the net; it’s by a guy named Dick Mango(believe it or not).