Yep, we got Coywolves up here running in packs. If you are alone in the woods unarmed, U R Fast Food.
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Hey let’s update the song, how about:
Sarah, Sarah Palin, Queen of the Alaskan Frontier.
Born in Idaho in ‘64...
Anyone what to finish the lyrics?
Johnny Freedom Lyrics by Johnny Horton
When our country was a baby and the Redcoats had their way
Is was he who had a party tossin’ tea in Boston Bay
It was he who braved the winter in the days of Valley Forge
Fightin’side by side together with a fella name of George
Johnny Freedom, Johnny Freedom
You can meet him on each page of history
He’s the spirit of a bear cub
Our country’s pride and joy
Hats off to Johnny Freedom, Johnny Freedom
That’s our boy
When our country started growin’ and the wagons headed West
When our country called for pioneers his name led all the rest
What a figure in his raw hide coat and hat made of raccoon
Wonder what there was about him made you think of Dan’l Boone
Johnny Freedom, Johnny Freedom
You can meet him on each page of history
He’s the spirit of a bear cub
Our country’s pride and joy
Hats off to Johnny Freedom, Johnny Freedom
That’s our boy
If we need a mess of thinkin’ he’s the Lincoln of the day
If we’re fixin’ fer a tussle it’s his muscle all the way
If we need a handsome fella so the ladies hearts can throb
There’s a Yankee Doodle Dandy always handy for the job
Johnny Freedom, Johnny Freedom
You can meet him on each page of history
He’s the spirit of a bear cub
Our country’s pride and joy
Hats off to Johnny Freedom, Johnny Freedom
That’s our, that’s our, that’s our boy
Rex,
Good article except for this one misstatement “No carbon footprint on her prime rib.” Actually there is a carbon footprint since she used two bush planes, a C207 Cessna Skywagon and a Piper J-5A Cub Cruiser to get into the back country.
“he killed himself a bear when he was only three.”
Actually, that was : “kilt him a bar, when he wuz only three.” (I had the record a s a child, and listened ‘till the groves wore out.)