[TChad]

Mackie said it was able to replicate the distinct flavor of haggis, which is described as "nutty," on chips along with a shot of pepper.

No, people who claim to like haggis are described as "nutty." Haggis is one of those "Who decided this was edible?" foods.

[Moltke]

Haggis is one of those "Who decided this was edible?" foods.

Most likely a fellow by the name of Starvation.