[billorites]

"Did the band beat you up to improve their self-esteem?"

No, I was in the band. Played clarinet, the loser instrument.

Throughout H.S. girls would steal my briefcase and hide it in the girls room. I would have to rescue it before the next class.

That what pretty much the extent of my, ahem, intercourse with the fairer sex until college.

[dfwgator]

Played clarinet, the loser instrument.

"I resent that remark."