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(Survival Tips For The Zombie Apocalypse!) Anatomy and the Perfect (Undead) Headshot
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| December 3, 2010
| JOE PAPPALARDO
Posted on 12/08/2010 8:19:33 PM PST by DogByte6RER
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To: Mongeaux
And how do a bunch of lumbering unarmed dead people overwhelm an Abrams tank? Even assuming they could take out army bases on land, what about the navy? Where are the carrier battlegroups in the middle of the Pacific Ocean? I'm hardly a "Zombie Apocalypse" fanatic (I watched a few of the Walking Dead shows...they were entertaining).
However - the questions that you asked were largely answered by a book called "World War Z". Look it up, I enjoyed it. It was a fast read.
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posted on
12/09/2010 8:54:46 AM PST
by
wbill
To: Mongeaux
sorry, a link to what World War Z is about is
here
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posted on
12/09/2010 8:59:18 AM PST
by
wbill
To: RandallFlagg; All
Just FYI everyone, I don't have any subscription TV, and only get 1 free-to-air channel, so I watch Walking Dead by subscribing to it on iTunes. It cost $15 and was worth every penny. I have every episode stored locally in HD and can re-watch any time I want, and in addition there are lots of other "behind the scenes" features.
Here's a great zombie headshot (well, maybe pre-zombie, but the guy knew where he was heading):

(Thanks for the ping Randall!)

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.
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posted on
12/09/2010 12:18:27 PM PST
by
The Comedian
(Government: Saving people from freedom since time immemorial.)
To: The Comedian
Oh, good Lord! You know what this means...
We have yet something ELSE in common.
(Kinda scary!)
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posted on
12/09/2010 1:00:02 PM PST
by
RandallFlagg
(Let this chant follow BHO everywhere he goes: "You lie. You lie. You lie.")
To: RandallFlagg
I'm not talking to you unless it's through Steam...
;-)

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.
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posted on
12/09/2010 1:30:40 PM PST
by
The Comedian
(Government: Saving people from freedom since time immemorial.)
To: Mongeaux
If everyone gets inside a ship on port and goes out to sea, the zombies cannot reach them. Even getting into docked or beached solid ship in port and pulling up all the ladders works - they can’t climb the sides of ship.
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posted on
12/09/2010 3:22:44 PM PST
by
tbw2
(Freeper sci-fi - "Sirat: Through the Fires of Hell" - on amazon.com)
To: MacMattico
Because it’s owned by one of the characters before things went bad. So they know it works, and most importantly they know it doesn’t have an alarm (loud sounds draw zombies). The problem with all those other vehicles sitting around is they know nothing about, they don’t know if they work, if the engine is load, if it has an alarm, how much gas is in it. Yeah a better vehicle would be nice, but you have to get it, and that entails a number of risks.
Zombies are popular because vampires got ruined. Vampires used to be a solid source of intractable evil for stories, vampires were bad, they were never not bad, and the hero character would always have to fight them. Now vampires sparkle. But zombies can’t sparkle, zombies will always be the enemy of the living. And they come with a great end of the world scenario that lots of people like to consider.
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posted on
12/09/2010 3:35:27 PM PST
by
discostu
(Keyser Soze lives)
To: Mongeaux
A large quantity of people, especially people that feel no pain or fear, can over run any position. Eventually you run out of ammo, and fuel, and traction, and morale.
The Navy very well might still be out there. Problem is to be useful they need to land, which means they become a ground force, which runs into all those problems. Sure you can bomb the cities from the air, nice and safe from the zombies, but you’re also killing civilians, and burning up that finite supply of ammo and fuel and morale (people really tend to not like bombing their own cities).
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posted on
12/09/2010 3:40:00 PM PST
by
discostu
(Keyser Soze lives)
To: Mongeaux
And how do a bunch of lumbering unarmed dead people overwhelm an Abrams tank? Even assuming they could take out army bases on land, what about the navy? Where are the carrier battlegroups in the middle of the Pacific Ocean? Zombies couldn't touch them! Yes, there are plenty of people who would survive this kind of apocolypse, from everyone on the ocean, to the extremely rural, miners, etc. While I thought the first episode was well done, I didn't like that the protagonist woke up in a hospital. This has already been done in a zombie-ish movie, 28 days later. It would have been cool to see some miners get cut off from the surface, fight their way to the top, come out into a zombie apocolypse, and realize the people on the surface were protecting them by cutting them off.
To: Vince Ferrer
That opening came from the comics on which the series is based, which came out around the same time as 28 Days Later. Sometimes good ideas are so good multiple people have them at the same time.
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posted on
12/09/2010 7:20:21 PM PST
by
discostu
(Keyser Soze lives)
To: RandallFlagg
Thank you for saying that :)!
To: MissH
To: discostu
I agree with everything you said. I guess I just didn’t think that much about the choice of vehicle. And you’re right— Vampires are not supposed to be sparkly!
To: MacMattico
Vampires are not supposed to be sparkly!
Ugh! "Sparkly vampires..."

Jack Crow: You ever seen a vampire?
Father Adam Guiteau: No I haven't.
Jack Crow: No... Well first of all, they're not romatic. Its not like they're a bunch of fu**in' fags hoppin' around in rented formal wear and seducing everybody in sight with cheesy Euro-trash accents, all right? Forget whatever you've seen in the movies: they don't turn into bats, crosses don't work. Garlic? You wanna try garlic? You could stand there with garlic around your neck and one of these buggers will bend you fu**ing over and take a walk up your strada-chocolata WHILE he's suckin' the blood outta your neck, all right? And they don't sleep in coffins lined in taffata. You wanna kill one, you drive a wooden stake right through his fu**in' heart. Sunlight turns 'em into crispy critters.
(Edited for profanity)
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posted on
12/10/2010 7:04:04 AM PST
by
RandallFlagg
(Let this chant follow BHO everywhere he goes: "You lie. You lie. You lie.")
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