Truth outdistances humor (at least I think you two were being humorous. Were you?)
Egyptian officials say they have not ruled out the possibility that a fatal shark attack in Sinai on Sunday could have been a plot by the Mossad. “What is being said about the Mossad throwing the deadly shark [in the sea] to hit tourism in Egypt is not out of the question, but it needs time to confirm,” South Sinai Gov.Muhammad Abdel Fadil Shousha was quoted as saying by the Egyptian state news site egynews.net. http://www.jpost.com/MiddleEast/Article.aspx?ID=198286&R=R1
sorry for the lack of a /sarc tag.