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My House Celebrates Festivus
Me ^ | 12/6/2010 | Me

Posted on 12/06/2010 7:30:54 PM PST by Larry Lucido



TOPICS: Chit/Chat
KEYWORDS: festivus
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To: Larry Lucido
My house is a very nice house...with two bird baths in the yard.
41 posted on 12/06/2010 8:03:00 PM PST by lonestar
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To: Salamander
Our house is a very nice house.

With two cats in the yard.

Ping for your pop music putdown expertise.

42 posted on 12/06/2010 8:03:57 PM PST by 50mm (I don't use drugs, my dreams are frightening enough.)
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To: Larry Lucido

Didn’t Kramer prepare an entire babka while he bathed?


43 posted on 12/06/2010 8:08:41 PM PST by mylife (Opinions ~ $1 Half Baked ~ 50c)
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To: Wile E Coyote Genius

A bit of levity to afford a bit of a break from the condescending self-righteousness of some around here.


44 posted on 12/06/2010 8:11:33 PM PST by Larry Lucido
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To: Wile E Coyote Genius
You get to be the one to explain to me what this thread is about.

A classic episode of Seinfeld which featured George's father's made-up holiday, Festivus.

Try hulu.com or youtube.com for some examples.


Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

45 posted on 12/06/2010 8:12:39 PM PST by The Comedian (Government: Saving people from freedom since time immemorial.)
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To: 50mm; Salamander; lonestar
Damn it!

It's a "very very very fine house."

D'oh!

46 posted on 12/06/2010 8:13:33 PM PST by Larry Lucido
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To: mylife

I don’t think it was a babka, but he DID use a Clarkman garbage disposal.


47 posted on 12/06/2010 8:15:33 PM PST by Larry Lucido
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To: Larry Lucido; All
Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reached for the last one they had, but so did another man. As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way.


Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

48 posted on 12/06/2010 8:17:36 PM PST by The Comedian (Government: Saving people from freedom since time immemorial.)
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To: Larry Lucido

That darn Clarkman manual is full of misprints.


49 posted on 12/06/2010 8:18:26 PM PST by mylife (Opinions ~ $1 Half Baked ~ 50c)
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To: Larry Lucido; Salamander; lonestar

“If it isn’t heavy metal, it’s just an earworm” - Salamander


50 posted on 12/06/2010 8:19:17 PM PST by 50mm (The gun safety expert shot himself in the foot. He's gone now.)
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To: mylife

Elaine, [eating dinner with Kramer, Elaine, and Puddy]: “Mmm. This food is
fantastic, Peggy: And what a pretty radish rose, huh?”
Kramer: “Well, thank you.”
Elaine: “Here’s to Peggy, on her first week of being germ-free, free.”
[all four make toast]
Kramer: “Yeah. And here’s to David Puddy for helping me install a much needed
and much appreciated garbage disposal in my bathtub.”
[all four make another toast]
Peggy: “You have a garbage disposal in your bathtub?”
Kramer: “Oh, yeah, and I use it all the time. Yeah, I made this whole meal in
there.”
Elaine: “This food was in the shower with you?”
Kramer: “Mm-hmm. I prepared it as I bathed.”
[Peggy, Elaine, and Puddy all gag and wretch]
Puddy: “Oh, germs. Germs. Germs!”


51 posted on 12/06/2010 8:20:33 PM PST by Larry Lucido
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To: Larry Lucido

Classic!


52 posted on 12/06/2010 8:21:51 PM PST by mylife (Opinions ~ $1 Half Baked ~ 50c)
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To: Larry Lucido

I find tinsel to be distracting!!


53 posted on 12/06/2010 8:22:57 PM PST by KosmicKitty (WARNING: Hormonally crazed woman ahead!!)
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To: Larry Lucido

Kuger you couldn’t smooth a silk sheet with a hot date with a babe.....


54 posted on 12/06/2010 8:23:55 PM PST by earlJam
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To: JoeProBono

I find tinsel distracting.


55 posted on 12/06/2010 8:24:00 PM PST by muleskinner
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To: Larry Lucido; humblegunner; Eaker; Allegra; TheMom; TheOldLady; 50mm

Serenity Now!


56 posted on 12/06/2010 8:24:00 PM PST by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously... You'll never live through it.)
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To: Larry Lucido

Kuger you couldn’t smooth a silk sheet with a hot date with a babe.....


57 posted on 12/06/2010 8:24:06 PM PST by earlJam
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To: 50mm

Excuse me while I inject raw sugar syrup straight into an artery and get it over with.

:-P

[I like my music like I like my men?]

LOL!


58 posted on 12/06/2010 8:24:32 PM PST by Salamander (Black Ace Dog Handler)
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To: Larry Lucido

Oh....So now it’s HTML’s fault... LOL


59 posted on 12/06/2010 8:24:39 PM PST by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously... You'll never live through it.)
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To: Larry Lucido

My house is a mansion.


60 posted on 12/06/2010 8:24:45 PM PST by lonestar
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