[mountn man]

"Glory Glory Hallelujia...Teacher Hit Me With s Ruler"

I fgorgot about that song.

Not about the teacher and the ruler though.

[driftless2]

"teacher hit me with a ruler"

I think the first line of the song was "mine eyes have seen the glory of the burning of the school." Most grade school kids are just little seditionists.

[Cowgirl of Justice]

Glory Glory Hallelujia
Teacher hit me with a ruler
Came back through the door
With a loaded 44
There ain’t no teacher no more...

And then there is this one:

Whistle while you work
Hitler was a jerk
Mussalini bit his weeny
Now it doesn’t work

[bannie]

...I hit her in the bean with a rotten tangerine...
...and her teeth came marching oooooouuuuut.

Then I remember...MUCH later...
“Glory, glory what a heck of a time they had when they tried to make a WAC out of me.”