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To: jaycee; All

Such a cute lassie, JC!

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The First Christmas Joke - and it’s Scottish..........

A man in Scotland calls his son in London the day before Christmas Eve and says,

“I hate to ruin your day but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough”.

“Dad, what are you talking about?’” the son screams.

“We can’t stand the sight of each other any longer”, the father says. “We’re sick of each other and I’m sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Leeds and tell her”.

Frantically, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone, “Like hell they’re getting divorced”, she shouts, “I’ll take care of this”.

She calls Scotland immediately and screams at her father, “You are NOT getting divorced. Don’t do a single thing until I get there. I’m calling my brother back and we’ll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don’t do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?!”and hangs up.

The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife.

“Done! They’re coming for Christmas - and they’re paying their own way.”


256 posted on 12/03/2010 12:45:24 PM PST by yorkie (The images from God's Paintbrusth cannot be captured by camera. (Go take it in, before it is gone!))
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To: yorkie

This joke is soooo funny! Thats one way to get’em home!!

Thanks for your compliment. I haven’t had time to look at the thread today. Been busy...now hurting between my shoulders.

I hope you’re having a good day. I haven’t seen Pam in a while and wonder if she’s alright?


257 posted on 12/03/2010 12:58:19 PM PST by jaycee ((("His eye is on the sparrow and I know He watches me.")))
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To: yorkie

I’m sending that to my kids..LOL


269 posted on 12/03/2010 4:49:00 PM PST by MEG33 (God Bless Our Military Men And Women)
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