Our teacher asked us what our favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken." She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, everyone else in the class laughed.
My parents told me to always be truthful and honest, and I am. Fried chicken is my favorite animal. I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals very much. I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef.
Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office. I told him what happened, and he laughed too. Then he told me not to do it again.
The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was. I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, just like she'd asked the other children. So I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken. She sent me back to the principal's office again. He laughed, and told me not to do it again.
I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am. Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what famous person we admire most.
I told her, "Colonel Sanders".
Guess where I am now...
Submitted by Jaycee via Email
The joke was funnier today than when I sent it! LOL! And your graphic is so pretty! Makes me want some delicious fried chicken, darn it!
I’m going to try to get back a bit later. I am vacuuming the living room carpet....just vacuumed the furniture (Christmas cleaning). I have to rest a bit before I do the carpet! What a job! I’m not fond of housework as I get older! At one time, it was a joy!
LOL..Love it!
I have work to do, too..so I must shut down and get to it!
“I love chicken too”.
Cute story!
LOL!
BELLY BUSTING laughing!
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