A penny saved is a government oversight.
The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends.
The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
He who hesitates is probably right.
Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are XL.
If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble..
Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words 'The' and 'IRS' together it spells 'Theirs...'
Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.
Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know 'why' I look this way. I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved.
You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.
One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it is such a nice change from being young. Ah, being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.
Lord, Keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my mouth .
AMEN!
Good Morning All !!
I haven’t had time this week to relax and stroll down Amy’s Lane. A quick glance today showed me that I am missing so much!! Not that I can help it as we leave Sunday morning from Van Nuys to Eugene via Amtrak for Christmas and I have two weeks worth of shopping and packing left!!!
We’ve had some difficult challenges with grandson this week making it hard to finish shopping and pack.
In any event , wanted to say hello, and I’m still here.
Polly
“The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends.”
Smile .... I like these, Dubya. Thank you for sharing. I couldn’t pick a favorite. :)
Wishing you a delightful day.