Posted on 11/30/2010 10:25:25 PM PST by JustAmy
Bottle of Wine
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning; it's a bad one.
Both of their cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them is hurt.
God works in mysterious ways.
After they crawl out of their cars, the man is yelling about women drivers.
The woman says, 'So, you're a man, that's interesting - I'm a woman!
WOW, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should be friends and live in peace for the rest of our days.'
Flattered, the man replies, 'Oh yes, I agree completely, this must be a sign from God!
But you're still at fault ... women shouldn't be allowed to drive.'
The woman continues, 'And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break.
Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune.
She hands the bottle to the man.
The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman.
The woman takes the bottle, puts the cap back on and hands it back to the man.
The man asks, 'Aren't you having any?'
The woman replies, 'No. I think I'll just wait for the police...'
MORAL OF THE STORY:
Women are clever, evil witches.
Don't mess with them.
LOL!!! I just got it in my email too. I didn’t see the punchline coming.
Well, that was adorable, yorkie. I shook those kids quite a bit...LOL!
LOL
I had those kids bouncing off the walls. They had a ball.
Thanks for the link.
Hope you are having a WF Wednesday.
I should give up on today and go take a nap.
Yoo Hoo .... Calling Weinie.
It’s Warm Fuzzy Wednesday .... where is Weinie today?
Thats a new frame, isn’t it? Its so lovely with that pretty red bird in it!
Weinie
Hi Jaycee.
I don’t think I’ve posted that red bird. It was made in PSP instead of PhotoImpact. I think I had forgotten about it and found it while looking for something wintery. :)
I’m not feeling much like doing anything this afternoon, tho I still have pings to answer.
Top of My Comments just now, and THIS is TOO, TOO cute! I love it, yorkie! See, people that can do that stuff just amaze me! And you have such a knack for FINDING these things!
Ahhh ... poor Weinie.
Tell Lonestar that you need some time here when Amy’s isn’t full of cats! :)
I think winter has arrived. It has been cold this past week.
BTW ... FreeKitty was looking for you. :)
What sweet little fluff-balls. Thanks, Cat Man! :)
Beautiful, Gail. Thank you.
Hope you are staying warm as you enjoy a Warm and Fuzzy Wednesday.
Thats adorable, lonestar...er, uh, was it Weinie??
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That was Weinie!...but one of my favs. I think it was recorded in 1954. I heard this version in a Mexican restaurant yesterday! LOL!
Gail, I just now listened to this and was so very touched. To think, Brad Paisley wrote that song when he was a little boy and wasn’t he good singing it? Thank you and I want everyone to hear this one! Thank you so much!
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