[Oztrich Boy]

Russia's tough-guy prime minister Vladimir Putin called Hollywood heart-throb Leonardo DiCaprio a real man after the actor's plane had to make make an emergency landing on the way to a summit on tigers in Putin's native Saint Petersburg

Vlad, it was just a movie.

[Twinkie]

so, i’m a real man, too. my plane had to make an emergency landing once. my hand is sticky with toast and honey and i can’t type with my left hand at the moment. and i’m a girl besides.